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WILL POSTA RANGERS WIN THEIR MAIDEN LEAGUE TITLE THIS YEAR?

 After twelve rounds of games, the free scoring Posta Rangers sat pretty at the top of the Kenya Premier League table. Their form; imperious, their attack; second to none, and their pockets deep enough to swallow a dinosour. Everything seemed to be working in their favour. With no real rivals to condend with, no derbies to cotest in and no weight of fan's expectations to deal with, nothing stood on Posta Rangers' way except perharps their inexperience. And while they have no fanbase except perhaps the employees of Kenya Postal Corporation, they have a real buzz around them. Neutrals would want them to win this year's Kenya Premier League title, if not for anything else, just to break the Gor Mahia - Tusker monotony. But will they? After 12 rounds of games Posta Rangers had scored a league high 18 goals in 12 matches and boasted an impressive point total of 25 points, one more than the defending champions (guess who?) Gor Mahia. This means they (Rangers) have already surpass

TALANTA HELA EXPOSES TONES OF TALENT BUT CHALLENGES REMAIN

 The just conclucled Talanta Hela football tournament - a national under-19 boys' and girls' football tournament organized by the Ministry of Sports and the National Talent Academy - has proven once again the undeniable wealth of talent and sporting brilliance that reside at the Kenya's grassroots. Homa Bay county emerged champions under the boys' category after beating Kisumu City 4 -2 in a thoroughly entertaining encounter played at Nyayo National Stadium on Tuesday 12th December, 2023. Homa Bay, with their trademark passing game and beautiful free-flowing football, proved to be a cut above the rest. Under the tutelage of one George Ouma Sonko, Homa Bay just had a spark of brilliance about them. Their talisman Cecil Miller proved a constant threat in front of goal with his trickery and movement. Cecil managed to score 7 goals in 5 games in the tournament, one short of the 8 that the tournament golden boot winner Austine Odongo of Vihiga County managed. So, what did we

SO YOU WANT TO LEARN LINGALA, UH?

 Learning a new language can be an exciting experience. But, without the proper resources and guidance, it can be quite frustrating. Now, Lingala language can be a little frustrating to try to learn. Because, despite the widespread use of the language and the huge interest people have in it, there isn't much in way of resources available online for those who want to learn it. The available youtube videos sadly do not go any further than introducing you to some greetings, courtesies and leave taking. And sadly, they all seem the same; it's like someone once wrote a script that everyone else has since been using.  If you aren't a Swahili speaker or a speaker of any Bantu langauge, the task becomes much harder coz even the little resources available online won't help you much. Because translating Lingala, a Bantu language, into any of the European languages can be a daunting task. Allow me to explain. Sentence structures in Lingala are so different from say English, making

HARAMBEE STARS' CHANCES OF QUALIFYING FOR THE 2026 FIFA WORLD CUP

Harambee Stars finally won a competitive game of football and the whole nation was euphoric like we just discovered fire. This rarity occurred on the night of 20th November, 2023 when Kenya won a competitive away game for the first time since.. (who remembers?). Granted, it was a good victory; five goals without reply cannot be gainsaid. But still it was against an injury-rocked team, ranked almost 70 places below us and on the back of a heavy defeat. For context, Ivory Coast beat the team in question (Seychelles Islands) by nine goals to nothing. And while we also had injuries of our own, the game or the result thereof, does not reflect the true strengths of both teams. We were lucky to meet an already weakened team, in near free-fall state of decline and at its worst moment. And while the scoreline doesn't reflect it, Seychelles mustered chances of their own, with which a decent team would have punished us. By my count, they could have scored as many as four goals had they a

NIANG' LOTH, WHO IS THIS GUY?

 If you have been listening to Ohangla or Luo Benga for a while then you'll probably be familiar with the name Okoth Niang' Loth. I don't know, but his name just pops out a lot in the dedications (or what Congolese people refer to as "Kobwaka mabanga"). The Kobwaka Mabanga culture is a phenomena associated with sending dedications to often rich people - mostly patrons of the art - who in one way or another has supported an artiste's craft. Translating literally to "throwing stones" it has been a huge part of the Congolese rumba tradition. Names Like Patrique Luwowo, Tchatcho Mbala, Adam Bombole, Kayembe Chez Temba, Jose Kongolo FBI, Tabou Fatou "Mama na Compressor", Eddy Badiata and Ahmed Bakayoko pop up a lot.. The Kobwaka Mabanga culture is a phenomena associated with sending dedications to (often) rich people  mostly patrons of the art. Well, Luo music has a version of their own. You'll hear names like Obonyo K'Onyuka, Onyango Ba

HOW TO GET YOURSELF IN TROUBLE

Well, this is rather weird. Trouble is something we all try to avoid. But for some reason, you are here.  Our natural animal or human instincts abhors trouble and craves peace and pleasure. But sometimes you just want to get into trouble, for the sake of it. It's good for your nose - sorry - your brain and then again, you'll die some day anyway. So, trouble is not worth avoiding, if you think about it, and even more so if you don't. It will rear its beautiful head into your life regardless. Love it or hate it, believe it or not trouble (pain and suffering) is part of life (and death). The good book says, or so I've heard, that a man born of a woman is of few days and full of trouble . Read that again (I know you won't but I don't care). My guess is that you're a man and that you were brought forth by a woman and that's why you're here, trying to make your life short and full of trouble.. There are all sorts of (good) reasons why one might want to get

"SIANDA MABEYO" AND OTHER LEWD MESSAGES IN LUO MUSIC

When Okatch Biggy sang in his song "Nyathi Nyakach" the words, " Sianda mabeyogi nonega nono. Sianda madongogi nowita oko "(These beautiful buttocks will kill me for nothing. These big buttocks confuse me) he wasn't trying to be funny or controversial. He was simply making music. Yet these words have come to define how his life and music will forever be viewed and have gone on to inspire a generation of artistes to shake of the shackles of religious-cultural norms of modesty and decency and find the courage to spew all manners of lewd messages and insults all over their music. Not long after that he produced yet another work "Adhiambo sianda" which took lewdness to new heights. In fact this song, plus other Biggy's works have been the subject of a doctoral thesis by the renown Kenya scholar Dr. T.M. Mboya, who argues that these loose expressions and the casual manner in which the grave issues of Sex, HIV and AIDS were talked about in the entertain

PUTTING IT INTO PERSPECTIVE: MAN UNITED'S CARABAO CUP WIN

 Okay, fine they did win it, they're third on the league and are still in contention for a rare quadruple. Manchester United look like a team on a roll, and the only question is: who's gonna stop them? Well, let's not get ahead of ourselves. This analysis requires some levelheadedness, something rare and very rare indeed among the United fan-base. You'll remember Liverpool were at the exact spot just 6 months ago and we all know what happened. But before we address all that, let's spare a moment to analyze the game - something the mass media and the pundits don't seem to be able to do. Jose Mourihno once opined that that the pundits analyze the result rather than the game, the outcome rather than the means. In fact, that is the same thing we've been treated to since last night. No one is talking about how brave Newcastle United fought. No one is talking about the kind of negative football Man United played just to get the result. But that has been the Man Un

KANDA BONGOMAN'S - FRERES SOKI LYRICS TRANSLATED

 "Freres Soki" is the eighth track on Kanda Bongoman's 1991 album tittle "Zing Zong". It is a tribute to two brothers Emile Soki Dianzenza and Soki Vangu who were the founders and band leaders in Orchestra Bella Bella Band in which Kanda had a brief stint as a vocalist. The tittle of the song "Freres Soki" is French for "Soki Brothers" in reference to the two brothers. Tragically the two brothers died within a year of each other. Dianzenza passed on in 1990 and Vangu closely followed behind in 1991. Kanda Bongpman's song is a tribute to both of them. With legendary Congolese guitarist Nene Tchakou on the lead guitar, Mimi Kazidona on rhythm guitar, Kaber Kabasele on the percussions and Kanda Bongoman on the vocals, the song is soft, smooth and melodious as you would expect of the legendary muscian. The song is sang almost entirely in Lingala language. Without much a do let's get right into the lyrics, shall we? (The translations are b